Since you asked.. America’s killing me
The shit the old people don’t comprehend
Say that shit!
- Girl: Are you nervous?
- Me: Yes
- Girl: Is this your first time?
- Me: No it isn't. I have been nervous before.
sometimes i’ll see ppl in their early 20’s completely fucking covered in tattoos and im like damn what if one day youre 33 and u want a new tattoo but u cant get one cuz u done run out of skin
I thought this was going to be really negative but Im glad with its turnout
Yesterday at work this lady was buying a leaf plate and when I told her I thought it was cute she said “Yeah, it’s perfect for my treehouse!”. I was like “oh, do you have kids?” and she said “yeah, I have kids, they just aren’t allowed in my treehouse” and honestly same